I know what's going on..

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I come on this afternoon to rampant paranoia and speculation about drama and banhammers and whatnot. But I can clearly see who's to blame..

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Clones.

Alien body-double clones, from the future, hopped up on meth and chocolate coffee beans. Clones trying to steal our thoughts and usurp our posting authority.

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Nostradamus and Ayn Rand predicted it.

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